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Slade:
A holo add reads as follows

Wanted

Somone that can perform  Marriages or at least has some idea how the whole process works.

Have location , have Bride with expensive damn dress, Have creds,need marrying person

Contact 'Steven' or Xanthya'

Jaran'/AR-Four/'Rhys:
A Response to the Holo Ad can be found.  The title reads, "Superior Marriage Services".

Greetings soon to be newly wed organics!  I am the illustrious AR-Four Prime, deity of everything.  I in all my divine benevolence have granted you the chance to be wed by a living god.

You might ask, why should I have a droid-god wed us?  He appears to be very benevolent, but is he wrathful?  As it turns out, I am incredibly wrathful and will be deeply insulted if you decline my great offer.

I demand your correspondence immediately.

Slade:
A holovid is delivered to AR-Four
Dear Droid,

                      I have enough problems with my astromech, and though the Idea of a Droid preforming the ritual is fine by me. I am certain that it would end up becoming a deocide given your status as a deity instead of a wedding. We thank you for your interest but as this is to be a happy occassion and you seem les than chipper, though the entertainment value of it appeals, we will have to decline your offer.
 ( smiles in the holovid as he holds  up an Ion cannon it pans out and 2 jawas are seen in the background in his garage cheerfully tearing apart an assassin droid)

As for your wrath, well (looks over his shoulder at the jawas) as you can see it didn't work out for the last droid that tried to be wrathful.

Goes back to the  Holomail and looks for somone more qualified and less program glitched

Viti the Alchemist:
From an unknown sending address, a message is delivered with a simple text message.


     Congratulations on your engagement! I am fluent in the customs of thee different religious organizations, and though am not in possession of a license, I have a very good idea of how this works! It would be my honour to conduct a ceremony of your preference for you.

-Vitiosus Rayn-Asmynis

Slade:
Looks at the new message and replies

Ms.  Asmynis would you be able to meet with my fiancee and I this evening if so please send a message to my holomail so we can arrange a time.

'Steven'

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